Sunday, 26 April 2009

WIN!

Let’s make this crystal clear: The Netherlands is the filthiest country in the world, bar none.

Eat that, rest of the world. God hates us more!

God hates windmills
(I can't help but think this picture is emblematic of the Westboro clan. When we Dutch say someone has been hit by a windmill, it means he or she is batshit crazy.)

5 comments:

Joe said...

You'd think they'd be content rooting out evil within our borders. You mean to tell me that if I ever find myself a Dutch husband, I'm going to have to put up with their antics over there too?

SubtleKnife said...

I doubt they've ever been here (I think I would've remembered). This is from the wonderful God hates the world website.

The natural disasters given as proof for God's wrath were mainly floods, surprise, surprise. As far back as the 12th century, I believe, because we loved our 'mo's even then...

*Still waiting for that tornado to hit Topeka.*

Uroskin said...

That whole Godhatestheworld site is a hoot. The mental contortions it forces itself into are fun to root out: Nigeria is hated because there is one(1) gay activist in the country, even though its church and Islam opposes "fags" and homosex is illegal; Japan is hated for its men doing the Nanking rape on Chinese women and girls, but China is hated and the Nanking rape proves God hates it.

They must be going apopleptic now that Sweden has legalised same sex marriages and Iceland has elected its lesbian PM.

There is no country in the world God doesn't hate so where can those church members go? A Jonestown-style mass suicide of members is the only way out.

evilganome said...

Until I started reading the comments I thought that the Westborough clan had decided to vacation in the Netherlands.

Well, if god hates the Dutch too, they are in very good company. Since it would seem the only people god loves are the members of the Westborough church. If that is the case then the almighty must be pretty unpleasant and I don't fancy spending eternity with him anyway.

SubtleKnife said...

Did I ever mention I'm quite picky about men, at least the ones I spend a good amount of time with. Eternity seems to qualify, I'm not yet sure He does...