Wednesday, 18 February 2009

Bad joke warning

I don't know how or why these come to me late at night...

"Tired of the same old Stale Sorcery? Try new Persil Fresh Magic!"

or:

Q: "What did Lavinia say when Chiron and Demetrius grabbed her?"

A: "Unhand me!"

I seem to have repressed the one that made P and M groan last Saturday, but I think it was much worse.

6 comments:

Willym said...

Anyone that repeats that last one should have their tongue removed!

SubtleKnife said...

good one!

Willym said...

And you my love are one of the few bloggers I know who would be able to make and get an exchange like that. Have you ever seen Titus Andronicus - its a very powerful piece. Saw it twice more years ago than I care to remember.

SubtleKnife said...

No, it's a bit difficult to find good English productions over here and Titus isn't one of the "big ones"... (In school we saw several of the bard's plays, some in Dutch, some in English, but I really can't get into translations anymore; Shakespeare ruined them for me!)

I still can't think of a meat pie joke...

Willym said...

Oh God I just did but its really really disgusuting:

Poor Tamora, she brought up her meat pie!

SubtleKnife said...

Willym, I absolutely ADORE you. Who else could I exchange Shakespeare jokes with?