9PM. I'm upstairs with one of my parents' dogs, who is suffering from separation anxiety.
He can't be downstairs, though, because the other dog is getting a visit from a bitch. Apparently she's not into threesomes...
And he would probably gnaw off his paw despite it not being stuck if he were let alone, so I'm stuck.
In a small room with a panting, slobbering, whining dog.