Wednesday, 20 August 2008


Some little known facts about Michael Phelps:
  1. Michael Phelps once did a cannon ball. Atlantis was never seen again.

  2. Michael Phelps can break 9 world records in only 8 events.

  3. Jaws beached himself once he heard the Michael Phelps theme music.

  4. When Pirates of the Caribbean 3 was made and they needed a large whirlpool, they turned to MIchael Phelps.

  5. Michael Phelps doesn’t need to walk on water - he can fly through it.

  6. Every December 24th mermaid children everywhere stay up late hoping to catch a glimpse of Michael Phelps.

  7. Disco didn’t die, Michael Phelps killed it.

  8. It wasn’t a nuclear blast that made Godzilla emerge from the water. He was just trying to avoid Michael Phelps.

  9. It’s only “Davy Jones’ Locker” because Michael Phelps lets him borrow it.

  10. Michael Phelps can change the molecular composition of water from H2O to Au8.
Thanks David.

EDIT: somebody please tell me he's not really called Michael Fred Phelps?

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