Sunday, 9 March 2008

vegetative state

Blatantly stolen from Willym:

MY LIVING WILL


Last night my sister BETTY and I were sitting in the cellar and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitch.

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