Wednesday, 6 February 2008

what's holding Ted back? meth or man meat

If Ted Haggard, the fundamentalist Christian minister who was exposed by former prostitute Mike Jones, was declared completely heterosexual again by February last year, does that mean his failure to come to a complete spiritual restoral is due to crystal meth?

In a press release the new pastor of Haggard's New Life Church says that Haggard
has recently requested to end his official relationship with the New Life Church Restoration Team and this has been accepted by them.

New Life Church recognizes the process of restoring Ted Haggard is incomplete and maintains its original stance that he should not return to vocational ministry. However, we wish him and his family only success in the future.

Or perhaps Haggard has realised his taste for men is something that cannot and should not need to be cured...?

Check out the song I posted about here. I suppose "meth and cock" didn't work quite so well for the song, perhaps it should've been "meth and man meat"?

2 comments:

D-Man said...

Meth and cock works just fine. A brilliant song. You need to record it.

SubtleKnife said...

Oh, sorry, it's not mine. If you follow the links (or click right here the song should start playing automatically.