Rumors are flying that Hugh Jackman is being considered for lead in a musical version of Brokeback Mountain. James Mardsen (Hairspray, X-Men) is up as the other lead. Which one's the bottom?
I don't have anything to add except that gaidheil said: "Does it matter?" and then disappeared, probably fainted - or wiping up the drool.
But just look at the title for this post! I came up with it all by myself. Who says I can't do bad puns when I put my mind to it?